i have so many stories to tell lately

so it seems as though i've got an email doppelganger.

a few months back, i got an email from this woman named angie. it was a tasteless, yet funny, joke. not my typical email fodder, but funny. the thing is, i didn't even know the sender.

so i replied: "funny, but i don't know you."

she replied: "oh wow, my husband has the same email address as you, but with a '1' at the end"

then she asked where i was from, because we all have the same last name. whatever. i left it at that. next thing you know, i am getting dumb forwarded joke emails from her husband, who has an email address awfully close to mine. why is he now emailing me?? so weird. anyway, i just deleted them. i figured, why bother replying and being rude. i took the high road for once in my life. and the emails kept coming in. i mean, how hard is it to just delete an unread message?

but today? today was a different day. i got another email from angie. and for some reason, when she emails, i think it's my friend, angie. so i open them to read. and oh, it isn't the angie i know! it's the angie who is remotely related to me. her email today was...interesting.

here is it: (also, picture it in a cheesy, script font)

"i need you on the computer ash is thinking of keeping this kid because annie has talked her dumb ass into keeping it."

OH. MY. GOD.

seriously. is angie referring to abortion? i am appalled! but seriously, like emily said, who is the dumbass in this situation? is it that hard to get an email address right? so i just HAD to respond to this email:

"whoa. wrong email! you guys should take me off your lists. bill has sent me many forwards. i usually just delete them..."

i think she felt pretty crazy. if only she knew that i googled her and found that she has a CHRISTIAN web site...no lie!! do christians condone abortion? she replied, as though she had been embarrassed by my email:

"OH GOD, so sorry about that, I thought I had done that already. So sorry."

"OH GOD"? please. i had to reply:

"It's okay. God doesn't monitor email."

i am awaiting a response.
am i evil?