coke rage: an amazing week in celebrity gossip

i'm no perez hilton, that's for damn sure. but i loves me some celebrity gossip.

so two big stories about to big fuckheads: lindsay lohan and britney spears.

hilarious and sad at the same time.

"la lohan" was caught drunk driving with coke on her. apparently she was stalking her ex-assitant's mom? total coke rage. when will this kid ever learn? users are losers, losers are users. don't use drugs. don't use drugs. (take a bit outta crime!)

and brit-brit had a meltdown during an interview with Ok! magazine? i have an inside source who says they will be publishing the article. could this bring Ok! out and make it a formidable rag? doubtful. sorry, trish's freind who works at Ok! (my source). i can not wait to hear what happened. do you think she went into a coke rage and threw her baby across the room? or maybe she used it as an ottoman during the interview?

we'll all know on friday.