wall of shock and terror

so, the mosaic mural horror show is almost complete.

i haven't helped do anything, because i am not into it. and i'm not interested in mingling with the people who have paid $250 to do this work. and from what we can hear, the artist is bossy (yells at people loudly to execute his vision). i guess i am not really a fan of this wall in the end. i mean, yes, it looks better than a feces-stained cinder block wall, but there is an addition that is just putting it over the edge.

THERE IS A VAGINA TILE.


(click on the picture to see a closer view)

unbelievable. we walked outside last night with a few friends and noticed a tile, right above the neighbor's window that strangely resembles a millipede. or a big cartoon-like hairy vag with a butt hole. this picture does no justice, but i had to try to take a picture out of the window of the front door. i really need a new camera.

anyway, at first i was laughing really hard. our neighbors were like, "we could take it down." but we declined and left. then i started to think about it. and now i think it's really bad. it's funny. but not really. in the end, i will be looking at a vagina tile every time i leave my house. and what about when i have to sell the house? will someone see the vagina tile and it will be a deal breaker? nahhh...it's funny.

for the record, i have to state that i am not a fan of this mural. and i can't believe we donated money to this artist who basically charges people to do his dirty work. what a crock! and to top it off, it's fucking ugly! look at the PINK AND PURPLE grout that they are using. ughhhhhh...



i swear, it gets worse every time i look outside. nothing i can do about it.
come over, take a look. find the subtle (or not so subtle) references. and take a poop on it if you like. i don't care. you'd never see it anyway.