i find humor in other peoples' conscientiousness

i'm all for saving the earth and shit. but i don't take it too far.

when al gore's movie (which i refuse to watch) came out, a guy cornered me and a group of friends at a party and decided to talk about how amazing the "film" was and how much it really meant.

my response was, "ohhh, right. didn't aerosmith do that soundtrack?"

he was baffled.

here is a new thing that has me all confused and weirded out. i am starting to see this at the bottom of emails:

P Please consider the environment before printing thiss e-mail



i just find it very, very funny that someone would take the time to add it to an email. it might be worse than adding a quote from your favorite philosopher or writer. okay, maybe not that bad.

but the other funny thing is that the email i got was about how the person would be "OOTO" (out of the office for you non-cool work people) tomorrow. it was really tough. i was going to print. but that message saved a tree.

so i guess my point is: i don't need to be conscientious about the earth if people are already doing it for me.

i'm a ham.

yes, i am a ham. well, not literally, but i like to make funny faces at cameras. or jump in pictures at random and just open my mouth. or smile...REALLY hard. that's the best, right?

so, we had a party at our house a while back and my friend jeff took a bunch of pictures. he posted them all to his myspace page, but these are definitely my favorites:


a favorite photo ruining tactic: stand in the back and act like you are completely out of it.


she loves me. i have no idea why. we have so many pictures of us that could be nice...if i weren't so gross.


dancing like a chubby leprechaun always makes for good times, and a good picture.

cheers!

real talk.

i seriously can't stop myself.

i heard the new r. kelly song this morning (preston and steve were playing it and making fun of it) and all i can do is keep saying "real talk".

it's like the new way of saying "keeping it real" or "for real". You can hear part of it here:



why is he so crazy? does he intend to be funny? do you think he means to entertain me like this? does he KNOW? or do you think he really has crazy lady friends who be tweakin'? and what ever happened to the charges against him for doing nasty things with underage girls? will he end up in jail?

does anyone own his music? i don't but I should.
i'm way too into it. Real Talk.