the glory of mickey deez in march

shammy shammy y'all, shammy y'all shammy YAY!

it's march and i fucking love shamrock shakes.

in february, i looked at emily and said, "when are shamrock shakes coming out?"
she replied with "march, i guess." but it was in this tone that made me feel not only embarrassed but slovenly. yes, slovenly. so whatever, i waited like 3 weeks and i was able to get my shammy on, y'all.

so we went on sunday and i got my shit FO FREE! can you believe it? i pulled up to the drive in and they were like "yo, driiii thru is closed." i was not giving up that easily. i parked my green car (in honor of shamrock shakes, not st. patrick or the irish) and walked my large and in charge ass in to the scary mcdonalds (which has been remodeled to look like starbucks?). the manager walked up to us and was like, "it's gonna be a while before y'all get some food, our registers is down." i was like "oh well we only want shamrock shakes." he is like, "oh good!" and pours us two and hands em over. i love sundays.

so anyway, that is my story. i like the shake. bit honestly, that is probably the only one i will get. i don't want to push my luck or anything.

so i just did a search for shamrock shakes and i found this site: http://www.tiktok.org/shamrock/
that seriously makes me NOT like them. actually, it makes me think that some chubby loser made that site in like 1998 and pays to keep it up. should we email him and tell him that he needs to come to philly to get his shit for free...or get shot?

then i found some more fun info. according to the source of all sources, the great wikipedia:

"Shamrock Shakes were widely available across Canada and the United States until the early 1990s. According to the McDonald’s website, Shamrock Shakes are now sold exclusively in Ireland, although they are still available at select American stores during the month of March. The Shamrock Shake typically appears in mid-February."

again, wiki is wrong. and emily can prove them wrong. she knows the shammy shows up in march. duh. maybe she knows because she is irish.

wow, i have written a lot and i have no point.aside from the fact that I AM A CHUBBY LOSER.

sorry. slanche.