tiny dancer and other funny/scary sightings

some of the funny things i have seen recently...

a homeless guy at the corner of second and south, sleeping with a golf bag strapped to his bag. (homeless=not funny; golf bag on the homeless=very funny)

a guy walked into a bar in portland wearing a flannel robe. (no, that is not the beginning of a bad joke. it's no joke.)

screech has a porn movie now? sad. last i heard, he was trying to make money by selling t-shirts on the internet (my brother-in-law, brian, got me one. i wear it on saturday mornings when emily and i pretend we are 12 again and watch our saved by the bell dvds. no, we will never watch the porn.)

and finally...the ridiculous dancing midget video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WjsuoMrcEM)
ummmmm...what the hell is that? i feel like they need to put that thing in a cage. i can picture him viciously eating people. he's an animal, i swear. that can not be human.