no more fire crotch!

i love me some celebrity gossip.

in fact, i check sites like perezhilton and pinkisthenewblog every day. but i have to say...let's give lindsay lohan a break. belive me, i like her less than anyone else, but the recent posts i have seen have been ridiculous. there are actually some people out there looking for photos of this girl where her dress is up. you know, everyone wants to see her "fire crotch!"

well i don't. and neither should you.

so for that reason alone, i am starting a non-fire crotch movement. it's starting right here, right now. i'm starting my own photoshop revolution in honor of people i shouldn't really care about.

so bring it on paris hilton. expose your cha cha.
let's go, tara reid. slip the nip again. (actually, don't.)

i'll fix it.