weddings. schmeddings.

we went to a wedding last weekend in cape may. i had to take a hlf day to celebrate the nuptials of two strangers (emily's coworker).

i am going to long island (pronouce: lawng eye-luhnd)this weekend for a distant cousins's SUNDAY AFTERNOON wedding. i'm sorry, the church called, and they told me you are NOT allowed to get married on a sunday. oh, i'm sorry, it's not in a church. i should have known.

i am really not this evil, people. and i do like to celebrate the love. but, seriously, two in two weekends? that is way too much. i have too much to do:

1. fix the walls and paint baby's room. and paint the baseboards.
2. take the bad curtains down in baby's room and get new ones installed.
3. fix the water damage in my basement, because my idiot neighbor built a deck on his old ass roof and i have been getting flooded. assssssss...
4. save money to buy an iphone already. hell-fucking-lo? 2 weddings=4 iphones. sheesus.

i think that's it. i am sure there is more, but i can't think now. i need to end this hell week.