freak (beach) scene

emily and i went to cape may with jeff and kathy over the weekend.

we spent the morning on saturday driving down. i hate traffic. can someone please invent a jet pack or some space age shit? it's almost 2009, i mean, seriously. i hate driving. hate. i digress. so we ended up at the beach at about 2:00, which is sort of lame. but we hiked to this cool little beach and took lots of pictures along the way.

but there is something very fascinating about the beaches in cape may. they're filled with french canadians. why? i have no idea. why wouldn't they go to new york beaches? or north jersey at least? weird. but the bigger question is...why are the men still wearing Speedos??? for serious!

so i was taking all sorts of pictures of my cute, pregnant wife when i noticed a speedo. see exhibit a:


unintentional shot


so, of course, i check the photo right away and start laughing at the geezer in the speedo. and, of course, i need to take a shot of him alone. i don't know why, just because. if you know me, you expect nothing less.

intentional shot


doesn't the second shot look like that old age famous shot of sasquatch?? HILARIOUS!



anyway, that was the point of my story. speedos=bad. picture of men in speedos=bad, but so funny. i had to share with the world. sorry, old man, for comparing you to sasquatch. but one might compare what's in the speedo to the lochness monster...